Excerpt from his first message on OKCupid:
“I am looking for…a person who is well mannered, is stable in life, is clear about things she wants/doesn’t want in life…”
First line of my profile:
“If you’re looking for a girl who showers every day and knows exactly what she’s doing with her life, you should ‘swipe left’…”
Couldn’t even make it to the first line! So I guess it was all the photos of me in wacky wigs, playing in a punk rock marching band, grabbing asses in the desert while holding a PBR, and shoving my fist in a pie that made me seem stable and put-together. I’ve gotta rethink my image…